Somedays Even Jesus Can’t get a Break
A private school in the northern Indian state of Meghalaya was found to have textbooks published by Skyline Publications of New Delhi that contained a picture of Jesus holding a cigarette and what appears to be a can of beer.
State Education Minister Ampareen Lyngdoh said that although private schools were not obliged to use textbooks prescribed by the Meghalaya Board of Secondary Education, his government has seized all the copies of the textbook from schools and bookshops.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Sir Elton John said in an interview with Parade magazine that Jesus was a “super-intelligent gay man.”
